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That’s right, you’ve been looking for cool oilfield apparel, and we’ve got it! More designs… More cool oilfield gear. Oil Trash Gear carries the largest selection of oilfield t-shirts, hats, hoodies, long sleeve and sleeveless tees, and more. We even carry oilfield clothing for women, children, and babies. Why? Because we’re damn proud of being in the oilfield, that’s why!
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Every man needs a go-to ball cap and this snap-back OTG oilfield trucker's cap is perfect for when you don't want to fix your hair, but you still want to look presentable.
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The Hi-Vis Roughneck Hat is like the flashy new roughneck who just got his first paycheck. You know he's going buy some flashy new truck, four wheeler, or boat. This hat screams “I got money, bitches!”
Black Visor and front panel and blue logo accent and Hi-Vis yellow/green back panel.
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The Safety Man Hat is perfect for going to and from location, to the camp, or just hanging out around the house. The “Hi-Vis” orange will have people begging to know where you got this awesome piece of head wear!
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A top seller, the Company Man Hat's clean style is a classic. So classic, even the company man would wear it!
Black brim and front panel and gray logo accent and gray back panel.
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The Dirty Oilfield Trash Hat will remind you of you favorite hat back in high school. Dirty, slightly frayed, but has the perfect fit. Damn, it's your new lucky hat!
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Oilfield Tees
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The upshot of spending weekends, holidays and every waking hour on an oil rig? The Cash, Baby! Drillin' Gas and Stackin' Cash.
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You could blame it on the company man if things go south, or you can man up and stand for what you believe in. Getting run off can sometimes be a badge of pride!
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The Company Man Made Me Do It!
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The first few inches are always the toughest, to umm, get the bit turning.
The “Just the Tip” tee is a crowd-pleaser, sure to crack a smile everywhere you go.
Its how every hole gets started – Just The Tip!
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Some guys do it for the money. Some guys do it for the show. But real oilfield men do it for the oilfield pride!
Sometimes the oilfield is a way of life and just in your blood. If that sounds familiar, maybe this tee is for you!
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If you ain't rode the iron horse, you ain't a real oilfield cowboy!
Ride 'em, rope 'em, drill and get 'er done! The oilfield cowboy tee is perfect for cowboys who are too old for the rodeo!
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For guys who believe in the 2nd amendment and the superiority of American oil, the Guns & Oil Tee is for you!
God Bless America!
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When someone walks by and says “Whats up?”, you've got the answer: “Packin' Lips and Pullin' Slips baby!”
The only thing this shirt is missing is a pocket for your dip can.
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Snubbing is dangerous job, but somebody's gotta do it! Some people love the rush. If that's you, you might just be a Snub Junkie!
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Show the crews who's boss when you wear this t-shirt on location!
Hell, we all know you're the smarty pants that actually knows where all the oil is… When you talk about formations, we're not talking about pro set or I formation like in football, you're talking about lithostratigraphy.
The hardest part about oilfield drilling is knowing where to put the hole and where to aim the bit!
Hard hats off to the geologist!
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Nevermind MMA – If you want to fight you should meet my Tool Pusher!
The TripOut tee is a parody of the MMA brand, TapOut. If you're a big fan of MMA like us, and work in the oilfield, you'll love this tee.
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You've just spent two weeks swinging a hammer, making and breaking and chiksan valves.
Now you're on days off, and see a pretty little thing standing by the jukebox.
Buy her a drink and let this t-shirt show your intentions!
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He loves his job, his country, his roots. He is Oilfield Strong and shows it with pride.
Show off your Mexican Pride and your love for the oilfield with this Mexican Pride Oilfield Tee.
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Oilfield life tends to sneak up on you. You figure you'll do it for a couple years to make some money…
Before long, she has you by the balls and you can't get out.
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There is nothing scarier than a rig fire, so if you're caught wearing this Rig Fire Tee, everyone will know you are one bad dude!
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The Angels of Death Tee is an ode to the dangers of working in the oilfield and a tribute to our fallen brothers.
It is Michael, the good angel of death, who carries our souls to the afterlife and Samael, the evil angel of death. Which are you?
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If you’re drilling in the Bakken, your looking to touch down right between the Mississippian Formation and the Devonian Formation.
That’s where you’ll hit pay dirt!
With the Bakken Tee, show off your geology chops and impress the big wigs with your wittiness!
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The Mr. 24/7 tee is the t-shirt for the guy who puts in the long, tireless hours on the rig.
Day-in and day-out – YOU are Mr. 24/7.
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Hydro Vac crews are some of the hardest working guys we know so we made the Hydro Vac Suck It Tee just for them. Represent!
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The truck… it won't work without you. That's what we meant. It aint gonna suck itself!
Get the Aint Gonna Suck Itself Tee, and get your mind out of the gutter!
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The oilfield life is a grind. Day in and day out, the work never stops.
Hard work. Long days and nights. Time away from family. Missing half the year out on the rig. It's a tough gig.
The Grind Oilfield Tee was made to signify the oilfield life.
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Faster than an Iron Roughneck. Stronger than a diamond drill bit. Angrier than a pissed off company man!
The driller tee is the first of Oil Trash Gear's oilfield super heroes!
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If you don't know what a monkey board is, or you've never been in the dog house, you might be a worm!
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This is a great shirt for a man who understands that the oilfield provides more than a job; it provides a family, tradition and respect.
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This is a great shirt for a man who understands that the oilfield provides more than a job; it provides a family, tradition and respect.
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They can take my gun when they take it from my cold, dead, oil-stained hands.
Truer words have not been spoken by any American oilfield man.
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It doesn't matter what shift you work – 10 days, 14 days, 20 days – sometimes it just feels like all you do is Eat, Sleep, Drill, Repeat.
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Similar to the shirts you'd buy in Maui, Key West or Jamaica – except this one is worn by a guaranteed smart ass: “Welcome to Paradise – Williston, North Dakota”.
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Similar to the shirts you'd buy in Maui, Key West or Jamaica – except this Odessa Oilfield Tee is is worn by a guaranteed smart ass: “Welcome to Paradise – Odessa, West Texas”.
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A great shirt to wear on that day you know you'll be relieving the “Needs Gas” guy on your crew. Every crew has at least one.
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This shirt could go a couple different ways:
If your kids are asking, you are offering a shoulder ride.
If your girl is asking, you are offering… something else.
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The deadliest insect on location. The rig spider!
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That crane operator may be jamming to some Metallica in his cabin, but the Riggers Tee is talking about a different type of heavy metal.
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Every time our oilfield brothers go out to the field, we pray their guardian oilfield angel is watching their back.
This is where the idea for the Angel Wings Tee was born.
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Don’t panic! The mud engineer is here to save the day!
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Deep in the oilfields of Texas, there is a legend of the skull cowboy. Carrying a 48″ pipe wrench, and tougher than Clint Eastwood in all his movies put together, he has been spotted on the side of the rode. He never asks for a ride. He just wants to bum a smoke.
Become a legend with the Skull Cowboy Tee.
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The Oilfield Coat of Arms is your insignia for being a complete and total bad ass.
Tri-cone drill bits, offshore platforms, and 48″ pipe wrenches run in your blood? Then you need this tee!
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The Skull and Tongs tee was made for the roughnecks. The guys on the rig floor. Getting their hands dirty. Throwing tongs and tripping pipe.
We may all be brothers in the oilfield, but everyone has to respect a roughneck.
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